I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out under a website building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?